the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.
I know Misha. If somehow this dollar makes its way into my possession, I can get it to him.
where has this gif set been all my life
my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years
im still laughing at this
So I pokemon-fusioned and
I JUST GOT MY BAD DRAGON DILDO AND THE FIRST THING MY BOYFRIEND DOES IS STICK IT TO HIS ASS LIKE A FUCKIN TAIL I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIHGTH TNOWOWWKKFJSLJF
And now it is busting forth from his chest like one of those things on the Alien movies
this is my life
help, i can’t stop laughing
ok guys so one of my teacher’s names is ms. lovin. her niece was recently born. do you know what they named her? summer. her niece’s name is summer lovin.