memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

wilwheaton:

brandyphantom:

So, I was counting the drawer at work, and I found an artifact from the Mishapocalypse.

I know Misha. If somehow this dollar makes its way into my possession, I can get it to him.

ssjdebusk:

where has this gif set been all my life

did-you-kno:

Source

probablyharrison:

my grandma and great aunt have passed this card back and forth every birthday for almost 20 years

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

rusethefox:

doc-snatch:

doc-snatch:

I JUST GOT MY BAD DRAGON DILDO AND THE FIRST THING MY BOYFRIEND DOES IS STICK IT TO HIS ASS LIKE A FUCKIN TAIL I CANT DEAL WITH THIS RIHGTH TNOWOWWKKFJSLJF

AOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

And now it is busting forth from his chest like one of those things on the Alien movies 

this is my life

did-you-kno:

Source

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

tastefullyoffensive:

[bigredratchet]

ring-wraiths:

ok guys so one of my teacher’s names is ms. lovin. her niece was recently born. do you know what they named her? summer. her niece’s name is summer lovin.